Sunday, December 05, 2010

Who's got Manson on speed dial?

So, Charles Manson recently got caught with a cell phone in his prison cell. For this, 30 days have been added to his life sentence. Coupla things... First of all, how does Charlie even know how to use a cell phone? When he went to prison, people who had worked with Alexander Graham Bell were still alive. (My brother's theory is that the instructions were hidden in the lyrics of the White Album.) Number two, who was Charlie calling? Was he calling collect? Who accepts a collect call from Charles Manson? More seriously, how did he get the phone in the first place? The whole story is so weird on so many different levels...