This is me looking slightly larger than I am up there on the upper-righthand side of the page. The photo was taken by my friend Travis Fox, who works for washingtonpost.com. We took it at his office, after hours and without permission. I hope he doesn't get in trouble for it.
For your amusement, I suggest you download this photo and zoom in on my left eye very closely. I had conjunctivitis at the time and it's clearly visible. Don't worry, it's not contagious through the web.
By the way, Cunjunctivitus is also the name of my favorite European soccer team.